According to Texas Tech, Mike Leach was terminated with cause. What was the cause? We give you the top ten possible causes as to why he was fired:
No. 10
The fourth installment of The Pirates of the Caribbean: The Stranger Tides , lost Keira Knightly and Orlando Bloom as its stars, so obviously, Leach must go as well.
No. 9
His wavy locks just didn't look as cool on TV as Pete Carroll's.
No. 8
Gloria Allred is representing the Fat Girlfriends on Facebook Group and the school thought getting rid of Leach would be the cheaper lawsuit alternative.
No. 7
The conference just couldn't bear another year of the "No Defense" jokes.
No. 6
The Urban Meyer saga ran its course on ESPN. Time for a new martyr.
No. 5
AD Myers thinks Charlie Weis has more of an offensive-genius mind. And he tweets!
No. 4
PETA demanded that the school not fine him again— 400 pigs lost their lives the last time he got in hot water.
No. 3
Ten winning seasons and a winning bowl record just can't compete with a potential Dancing with the Stars gig, now can it?
No. 2
ESPN really wants Chucky out, and Captain Hook in, on Monday Night Football!
And the No. 1 cause.....
Come on...keep Leach when Baylor's Art Briles and ex-coach Steve Kragthorpe are available?
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